Absolutely nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings books: these spoof diaries were inspired by the first two films by Peter Jackson: Very Secret Diaries
They contain some absolutely classic lines and situations. I won’t quote anything so as not to spoil the jokes. Suffice to say that Merry’s broken carrot will probably haunt you evermore.
Also, you will note that in the films (the last one wasn’t out when the “Diaries” were perpetrated) Aragorn does not, in fact, appear to wash his hair until he becomes King…
Prudes and humourless purists, stay away. An extremely funny and irreverent parody by the extremely funny and irreverent Cassandra Claire.