Just because it is hilariously funny, I have Storified @drunkenmadman’s side-splitting Twitter impro about the douchier aspects of some animals:
The TRUTH behind those cute furry faces
Contains profanity. Should not be read while drinking coffee. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery if affected. #FF that sucka.
In addition to this:
- hagfish are slimy bastards;
- monotremes are perverts;
- and what is arguably the nastiest, most destructive species on the planet reaches 7 billion individuals.
- When Animals Attack Other Animals of the Day (thedailywh.at)